Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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