What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
