I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm like, not good at living.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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