I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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