What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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