mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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