Your tits are I can't wait for
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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