Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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