I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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