Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Randomize
