OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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