I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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