Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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