just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
