So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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