Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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