Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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