Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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