How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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