Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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