you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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