She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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