Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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