You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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