I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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