I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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