It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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