No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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