i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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