I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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