As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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