how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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