I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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