can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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