i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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