I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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