I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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