would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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