How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
40s are totally the cure
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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