would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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