So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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