The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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