what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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