yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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