I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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