I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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