At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Randomize
