i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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