in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Randomize
