What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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